I’ve been trying to get albuterol for several weeks now. You know, that most basic asthma medicine that everyone seems to have. I don’t need inhalers, I’m running out of the nebulized form too quickly. Most people I know with a nebulizer at home use it very infrequently, and when they do it’s maybe a couple times a day. At one point this summer I was doing 10 treatments a day, which may sound excessive, but I was doing that many and more when I was in the hospital. In August I inhaled 232 neb treatments and in September I did 210. What that really means is I’m burning through the ampules much faster than I would normally receive them every three months. I usually get 11-13 boxes of 25 whenever I order which just barely covers August. Luckily I’ve tapered down to 3-4 treatments a day, but that doesn’t mean I’m not running short on albuterol.
My first step was to try and re-order from the mail-order pharmacy. They told me I cannot order more until November 14th, and sometimes it takes two weeks after ordering for my medicine to arrive. I then went to my allergist, who had originally written the prescription, to see if they could “fix it” for me. I’m there quite often for injections and my conversation went something like this…
Me: Hey, I’m running out of albuterol too quickly and wondered if you guys could tell the mail order pharmacy I need more.
Nurse: Uh….ok, how much are you using?
Me: Well, right now I’m doing 6 treatments most days and I can’t re-order for another 7 weeks.
Nurse: <eyes get huge and skeptical look ensues> That’s too much. Way too much. If they say you can’t re-order, you can’t.
Me: Well, I’ve been pretty sick and have been in and out of the hospital. I’m actually doing less now than I have been. How am I supposed to get my medicine if I’m running out?
Nurse: <more crazy looks> Well, you’re just out of luck.
Debbie “the cool nurse”: What? Of course we can get him more meds. He’s been REALLY SICK this summer.
So Debbie the cool nurse writes a few notes down and talks to the doctor who calls me later to inform me anyone doing four neb treatments or more a day needs to be in the hospital. Yeah, yeah…whatever. So I call up my local pulmonologist’s office a leave a message saying basically the same thing. He calls me back later to let me know I’m taking a lot of albuterol, which he told me to take, and I shouldn’t be doing this long-term, etc, etc. He went ahead and sent in a new Rx for albuterol which should override the current Rx on file and everything is supposed to be taken care of. Ten days later I still have no meds and mail order pharmacy has no recollection of ever receiving an Rx for me so pulmo re-sends the Rx. Three days later I call up pharmacy again to check on the status and after letting them know what’s going on, they decide to just send me my albuterol early. I have no idea why this couldn’t have been done before, but now they’re being nice. The very next day my Rx from the pulmo magically appears and now they’ve left me a message all confused as to why I have two prescriptions for the same medication.
I looked at Liz and said, “We’re not in Pittsburgh anymore.”